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Joke of the Day
"Why do Texans duel at high noon? They distrust clocks."
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"I went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you'll never guess who I ran into... Everyone."
"Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys. It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!"
"wut equasion do u use when u wanna kno tha prbility that u & ur girl are gonna b 2gether 4ever? bae's theorem"
"In the eye doctor waiting room with my mom. There's apparently an old person throat clearing competition here today."
"The Socratic method of deductive reasoning walks into a bar and the bartender says ""So. What don't you want?"""
"If a murderous killing machine came back from the future.. And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?"
"How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."
"I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She cried & then she hugged me."
"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."