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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!"

"What does FIAT stand for? Fix It Again Tony"

"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"Why is Donald Trump so intent on building a wall with Mexico? To stop the workers at his construction site from running back!"

"Pickpocketing rates are so high in Barcelona, after browsing Street View my PayPal account got emptied."

"My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike."

"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"

"Why did this adhesive strip quit his work? He just couldn't tape it anymore.."

"I hear your not supposed to refer to police as policemen or women anymore. Something about it not being the PC term."