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Joke of the Day

"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""

"Hey girl are you a capri sun? Because i want to stab you."

"I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters."

"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."

"What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit? The IV Drip"

"Damn girl, if you was a fruit you'd be a fineapple, if you was a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital as often as I could."

"Teach a Nigerian to fish... He'll eat for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start emailing people."

"How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits."

"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."

"Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team? So that Minnesota does not get jealous."