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Joke of the Day

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was Randy."

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck."

"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"

"muffin man I was talking to the muffin man he looked kinda sad so I said something wrong? He said, no muffin's wrong"

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because you are a joke"

"Do Apes kiss? Yes but never on the first date!"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"

"Boy says this to girl Boy: No word can describe how beautiful you are Girl: Awwwww Boy: But a number can, 2/10"

"Whats the Difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race"