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Joke of the Day
"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"
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"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."
"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"
"Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit."
"Help! I'm a fat man trapped in a skinny body!"
"[Jewish Joke] What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? They break their nose. (note - I'm Jewish so this is OK)"
"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."
"[God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer."