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Joke of the Day

"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. ""Dad dad"" he said ""there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."" ""Tell him you've already got one"" said his father."

"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"

"Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR"

"Hearthstone's TGT Decks are live! Log In and Play!"

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye So I ordered really slow, because she obviously doesn't listen"

"So I tried to get my pet kangaroo across the American border... But customs wouldn't let raw meat through."

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""

"If only success was measured by how self deprecating you could be... ...I'd still be below average."

"Should I be suspicious if my wife sends me to pick up something she bought on Craig's List just a week after we updated our life insurance?"