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Joke of the Day
"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
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"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."
"What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt? ""Hole is gonna be huge."""
"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."
"A woman screams as she gives birth... ""What's wrong, honey?"" her husband asks. ""What's wrong?!?"" the woman shouts, ""THESE CONTRACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!"" ""Sorry babe. *What is* wrong?"""
"Hitting on the nurse If you hit on the nurse that does your colonoscopy, and she says no to anal, you can say ""youve been up MY bum!"""
"My wifes birthday My wife asked me for something that went from 0-200 insanely fast. Bought her a pair of scales"
"People who do not use the grocery store divider bar can rot in hell."
"I lost 30 lbs, and did it without exercising or changing my diet! Ask me how. Not right now, though. I'm waiting for my meth dealer to call."
"What do you call a repeat line cutter? A pair of scissors."