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Joke of the Day

"We should let the redditors with the highest karma fight climate change... After all, they're just so good at recycling."

"I just want to be rich enough to stop giving people toilet paper for Christmas"

"The search for Flight 370 was declared ""The most difficult in human history."" Amelia Earhart could not be reached for comment..."

"It's crazy how much stuff there is to do on my phone when sitting at a restaurant alone."

"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"""Did anyone else's house get burglarized and have horrible music put on all their devices..........oh U2?"""

"Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?"

"It's a good thing Maradona isn't still playing. Who knows what he'd do when the ref sprays that white line on the pitch."

"I hate when I think there's an open parking space and then I have to run over a motorcycle."

"They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds once every 3 months ain't going to shift your beer belly is it."