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"Me: Hey, I'm here for the playdate. Her: Where's your son? Me: Oh he didn't want to come, but you said Billy had Star Wars Legos so.."

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"I fundamentally understand pacman because I too live my life sprinting after food"
"Can I tell you a joke? Your bum broke! hahaha! We loved this lame-ass joke as kids"
"Edgy Knock knock joke Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot. Let me in"
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"what's the square root of 69? ate something."
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"REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes"
"What sets apart anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your hole weak..."
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