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Joke of the Day

"REPORTER: you say you spotted the missing hikers somewhere in these woods CLEARLY A BEAR IN A FLANNEL & AVIATORS: [right on mic] briefly yes"

"WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN? BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!"

"So, 50 Cent is bankrupt... He only has 50 Cent to his name."

"When should you buy a bird? When it's going Cheep."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I wouldn't have sex with her. She said ""Speak now or forever hold your piece"""

"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."

"Woman driver is like a star on the sky You see her, she doesn't see you."

"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"

"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"