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Joke of the Day
"You know whats hard? Bricks."
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"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
"A priest, a rabbi and penguin walk into a bar IT'S THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"Why didn't the koala get a job? He didn't have enough koalifications!"
"Why did the redneck cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"If my doctor ever tells me I have three months to live, I'll probably pick December, January and July."
"What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console? The Ex-Box"
"M.C. Escher was born on this day in 1898. Although if you study the timeline of his life, it also looks like he was born in 8681."
"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."