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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intence."
Next Joke
"Did you know that if you stab a salad 23 times, It becomes a Caesar Salad"
"I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense."
"I USED VOLUMIZING SHAMPOO TODAY AND NOW I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING!"
"How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change..."
"If girls be trippin' as much as I'm told they are... They should go to the doctor to see if they have an ear infection."
"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"
"Are you alright? No, you are all left"
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx"
"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"