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Joke of the Day
"What do we want? An endless supply of milk When do we want it? Cow"
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"How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg? He has to Breddit"
"[my husband turning onto our street] ""know what I think?"" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. ""we've been down this road before"""
"Why did the black man cross the road? Better question is what the FUCK is he doing outside of the cotton field!?"
"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."
"I was going to make a gay joke.... butt fuck it"
"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"
"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"
"One night stand I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
"the worst part of this guy catching me masturbating to a Highlights magazine is looking him in the eye for an hour while he cleans my teeth."