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Joke of the Day

"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."

"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"

"UPS guy just acted like he'd never seen anyone answer the door in a super hero cape & a straw farmer hat."

"This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud."

"What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer? Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said ""nigarrr""."

"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."

"Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader."

"How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug? Tell them to take off their hats"

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."

"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."