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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer? Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said ""nigarrr""."

"A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor."

"Two muffins are in an oven. The first says ""It sure is hot in here""... and the baker says, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""

"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."

"U2 are one of Ireland's most successful bands. Or according to their tax returns, one of Netherlands' least successful hardware store owners."

"My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other. She is my buttercup and i'm her useless sack of s hit."

"What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend? Rip in peace"

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."