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Joke of the Day

"Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader."

"They're coming for me They're banging on my doors. I haven't eaten an apple in months. They're forcing their way in in. The doctors are here. Tell mum I love her."

"Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore"

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"What do you call a cook with ebowla espatula ill be here all night guys"

"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."

"""What's your name?"" ""Who's your daddy?"" ""Is he rich like me?"" These ""reset your password"" questions are getting kind of weird."

"On Facebook: Them: Look! We're at the beach! Me: Look! I'm in your house!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !"

"Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you'd like to meet Him."