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Joke of the Day

"How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes? [deleted]"

"There are two things that never work Month old condoms and voting for a third party. (That being said, I'm fucking terrified)"

"The headline ""WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON DIES"" could also be ""WORLD HAS NEW OLDEST PERSON""."

"I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting."

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"How do you know when your gf is getting fat? When she fits into your wifes clothes"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"A man just got a car for his wife. Now, thats what you call a fair trade."

"Why did the rabbi walk into the bar? Because he likes oldfashioned jokes."

"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"