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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

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"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
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"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"
"Iron Man is actually a woman He's a Fe Male."
"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."
"My friend got into an accident while vacationing in Vietnam He got hit by a Truc."
"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers. I'm sorry"
"Did you hear about that new jewish barista? Hebrews coffee"
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