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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"What's better than roses on my piano? tulips on my organ."

"Finish this thought A man lands on his driveway, gets out of his spaceship, enters his home to find..."

"Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror? They wanted to see it crack up!"

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"I don't get it, no one complains when Madonna and Angelina Jolie steal black kids from Africa."

"He's making a list, he's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's Muslim or nice. Donald Trump is coming to town ! "

"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"

"Whoa. The house telephone thingy just rang. Couldn't remember what to do so I stopped, dropped and rolled."