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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rabbi walk into the bar? Because he likes oldfashioned jokes."
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"The rape advice hotline hung up on me today... Apparently ""How do I stop them from blowing a rape whistle?"" wasn't a valid question"
"Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk."
"I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes."
"Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring."
"I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too."
"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, while the other is a little lighter."
"What would you call it if Hitler was mad? inFUHRERiated."
"It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot."