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Joke of the Day
"Most commonly asked question at a jewish bakery. How much does the challah cost?"
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"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."
"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."
"I just realized I'm a bisexual. Every time I have sex, I have to buy it."
"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!"
"What do you call a chinese pedophile? Pok Um Yung"
"Why could the witch never get the enchantments right? She forgot to use Spell Check."
"If you survived a shark attack, nice job, asshole. You just missed out on the coolest way to die."
"[comes home from store] Wife: [shaking her head] Let me guess... earmuffs were on sale? Me: [wearing 17 pairs of earmuffs] WHAT?"