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Joke of the Day
"If you survived a shark attack, nice job, asshole. You just missed out on the coolest way to die."
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"Speed kills Mo'mentum, mo' problems."
"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... ... Just kidding"
"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""
"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"
"What did the Nazi say to the clock that went tick-tick-tick? Ve have vays of making you tock..."
"What does Bob Marley put on his toast? Peanut butter and jammin!"