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Joke of the Day
"Who was the roundest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
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"Why is it unjust to blame taxi drivers for cheating us? We call them to take us in. (From The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Handbook of Conundrums, by Edith B. Ordway. So this is a century old joke.)"
"What is the difference between a wife and a mistress? The mistress says ""Oh darling! That was *wonderful*!"" The wife says ""Beige. I think we'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution."
"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."
"I used to be a plastic surgeon Which raised a few eyebrows."
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."
"A three-legged dog walks into a bar. ""I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw"""
"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."