87855
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."
Next Joke
"Just spent 15 minutes explaining football to my 5-year-old daughter. Now I think I'll go explain health care reform to the cat."
"Damn girl, are you Nutella? Because I want to spread you and eat you."
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"What do Saudi guys and girls have in common? They all get stoned constantly."
"What do you call a Mexican Ghost? A Juanting."
"Pizza delivery guy showed up. Gave me 3 pizzas, and had me sign the credit card receipt. I gave him a $500 tip. I didn't order any pizza."
"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"
"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."
"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."