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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers"

"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"

"TIL that AIDS can be caused by anal sex... As In Doggie Style"

"Australians don't have sex.. ...they mate."

"My doctor says I can't have French bread anymore. What a pain."

"So I have one coworker who uses ""irregardless"" and another who uses ""unappropriate"" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people."

"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"For hire: Unemployed dwarf No job; too small"