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Joke of the Day
"TIL that AIDS can be caused by anal sex... As In Doggie Style"
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"Old MacDonald had a very bad Scrabble hand... E-I-E-I-O."
"You know what channel The Republican debate is on? I don't know man, maybe check Comedy Central?"
"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !"
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
"The French Navy Q: Why does the new French navy have glass-bottomed boats? A: So they can see the old French navy."
"All of Ariel's mer-sisters' names started with A too. More like keeping up with the Karsplashians."
"What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool."