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Joke of the Day

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

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"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""
"Does it make you an acrobat if you get suspended from the chandelier by your drawers after falling over the 2nd floor railing?"
"When it comes to gun control, the first thing that should be banned are tee shirt cannons."
"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."
"""I am un-punkable!"" - Justin Bieber, 2012. ""Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn't be fired."" - Justin Bieber, 2019."
"How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Universe's odds of existing? Near impossible. Humanity's odds of existing? Near impossible. My chances at a relationship? Well... I make the other odds look like a 1 in 6 roll on loaded dice."
"I repaired my watch with some old parts. It's got a second-hand second hand."
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