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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to read braille to the deaf... For the ASL competition."
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"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"
"What'd the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"
"*Aquarium GUIDE: Octopuses are sensitive to camera flash so please turn off...ma'am don't flash the octopus ME: [pulls shirt back down] ok"
"A Martini is like a woman's breast... One is not enough, and three is too many."
"I had sex with a campfire. It was hot."
"*I cycle off mt Rushmore and fall to my death but my bicycle lands on the end of Lincolns nose and makes a perfect pair of reading glasses*"
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"*tries to discreetly wipe up my spilled drink with your cat*"
"[waiter brings plate of seaweed wrapped sushi] ME-what do I do with this? W-eat it lol M-all of it? W-yes M-alright..[nervously bites plate]"