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Joke of the Day
"A bad builder blames his fools *Tools Fucking keyboard"
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"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."
"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"
"So a termite walks into a bar... And he sits down and says, ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""
"Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free."
"Name a bird which doesn't lay eggs? any male bird"
"Today I quit smoking cold turkey Turns out hot turkey is much better for smoking."
"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow."
"Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm? Because it was humerus."