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Joke of the Day

"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry them"

"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""

"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"

"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!"

"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

"I wipe my ass like I drive... Only stop on red"

"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."