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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to hunt for deer? Driving at midnight."

"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"

"I think God created marriage so death wouldn't come as such a disappointment."

"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."

"Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror."

"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."

"I've been waxing my car for twenty years and I still don't know karate."

"Statistics say that 30% of women are on medication for some sort of mental issue... That means there are 70% running around out there unmedicated..."

"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."

"Pigeons die when they have sex... Atleast the one I fucked did."