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Joke of the Day

"[movie night] Her: Can I pick tonight? Me: You picked last time and it was horrible Her: WE WATCHED OUR WEDDING VIDEO"

"Why Are Demons So Fat? Because they hate exorcising."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"

"I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting."

"Why don't ghosts like rainy days? Because it dampens their souls!!!!"

"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"

"If you don't like the way women drive, Stay off the sidewalk."

"""Welcome to Fight Club,"" said the man with the rock hard abs. I looked around, clutching my kite, becoming worried."

"Where do you party on a ship? Where the funnel be!"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? [Click here for the punchline](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1yya5x/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_in_suspense/)"