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Joke of the Day

"What did the floor say to the desk? I can see your drawers!"

"What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison? A convent!"

"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."

"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"

"I used to do drugs... I still do em, but I used to too. RIP Mitch Hedberg"

"I'd like people more if they were kittens instead."

"I just Tokyo drifted my shopping cart into the checkout line and now all the moms in this grocery store want to have an affair with me."

"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."