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Joke of the Day

"Can't sleep. Boss is watching."

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it. (credit to Tasteless)"

"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"

"HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today. ME: Whoa, it's like they know me."

"Christian Mingle: Find God's match for you. Because the Lord works in mysterious ways. Like setting up a website for his people to hook up."

"What did the bean say to the other bean? How you been?"

"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."

"I feel bad for Pedophiles They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)"

"This girl just said, ""You know that feeling you get when you really really like someone?"" and I was all like, ""Nope."" and walked away."

"If a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho"