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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
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"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"
"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."
"I like my women like I like my video games... Finish this joke! There's a thousand punchlines. I want to hear yours!"
"Did you hear about the suicide bomber that became a Youtube sensation? He never thought he'd blow up like this."
"I think Bran might actually know how to walk and is just faking it. He's always lying."
"What is an I.T teachers favourite drink? Icy-Tea"
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
"No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married."
"What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach"