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Joke of the Day
"What is an I.T teachers favourite drink? Icy-Tea"
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"Yo mommas so black she has been marked absent at night school."
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
"me: Dave's coming over wife: Nice Dave or Dave who picked a fight with a kid named Cancer? *Dave walks in wearing an ""I Beat Cancer"" shirt*"
"god walks into a bar... and no one could believe it"
"Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas. You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake."
"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."
"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."
"I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret"