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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there? The pilot."

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"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""
"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"
"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"
"My article on chickens was very well received. It might win the pullet-ser prize."
"87% of my day is spent remembering my kids names and my anniversary and stuff and the other 57% is trying to do math."
"Whiteboards are amazing! They're just so remarkable!"
"the most dangerous dog breed is probably the Crime Lab"
"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""
"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."
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