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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Syrian Refugees play baseball? because they don't know where home is"

"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."

"The best way to show someone you hate them is to serve them food without cheese on it."

"From 3am to 6am this morning I wanted to kill myself, but now I want some French toast. #cravings"

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"

"What did one Labium say to the other Labium? We were tight until that Dick came between us."

"I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house."

"Seals are just dog mermaids."

"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."

"I just came across a group of elderly fish... Old School."