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Joke of the Day

"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"Will Smith's website isn't responding. What do you do? Refresh Prince of Bel Air."

"I've never fucked a poofter, but I've fucked a bloke who has."

"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"Why don't woman have urinals in their bathroom Because they would clog it up with their tampons. HA HA j/k"

"Phil Hughs At least he died having a bat"

"Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"I watched my first porno film last week.... I looked so much younger then."