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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to an alien with two heads? Hello. Hello."

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead."

"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."

"mom. Mom i'm going to get married. whom then. Jane form the next door. oho god.. you sure? where you going to live? Mom. Jane is Emo she doesnt want to live."

"Where do otters come from? Otter space. [credit goes to Anne Carson, or wherever she heard it]"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)"

"What is the difference between a cult and a religion? Popularity."

"What does a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... ...I don't know y"