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Joke of the Day
"How many reporters does it take to get a headline with ISIS?"
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"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""
"Did you know that more black men died in Vietnam than white men? It's all because when their sergeant would yell get down they would all start dancing."
"*Goes back in time to kill the inventors of Twitter. Returns home to amaze friends on Facebook with endless jokes about vodka & pizza.*"
"""Opps"" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency."
"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"What hurts more; giving birth or being kicked in the balls? A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed."
"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."