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Joke of the Day

"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"

"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."

"What do books and sex have in common? They both have a climax."

"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."

"Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean."

"What do bed detectives solve? Pillow cases"

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long? Polaroids."

"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"

"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"