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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."
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"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."
"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"
"Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head."
"What do ghosts use for lube? Rectoplasm..."
"Waitress: what will it be? Me: I'll have the rum cake but with the rum on the side W: so u want a glass of rum & a cupcake? M: yes please"
"Me: Heeeeyyyyyy Judy, good morning! *scratches Judy's back, wiping off my Cheeto fingers* Judy: Hi!!! How are y..... Me: *walks away*"
"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"
"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."