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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"
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"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."
"When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair."
"When three or four Natives gather together... There's usually a fifth."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce"
"What do you call a faggot with an axe? A Fascist"
"One time I asked, ""What would Jesus do?"". That's the same day I almost drowned."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."
"Trumps plan to build a wall might actually work The Chinese built a wall and they have almost no Mexicans in their country"
"Ya know...If heat rises.. Heaven just might be hotter than hell."