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Joke of the Day
"Crocodile breaks into Florida store, steals sports drinks. It was a Gator-raid."
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"How does a mathematician get to work? He derives!"
"Fun with wife A man has fun with his wife......."
"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."
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