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Joke of the Day
"Do zombies eat donuts with their fingers? No, they usually eat their fingers separately."
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"If C3PO was made of glass... That would make him a see-through-PO!"
"I'd be less scared of trying to take a gun from a mugger than I am of taking an iPad from my kid."
"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."
"Why was Star Wars released in the order of episode 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3 In charge of order, Yoda was"
"What do you call a fishermans newborn? Fresh bait"
"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""
"What do gay horses eat? Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
"What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common? The government will watch you for the next 15+ years"
"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""