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Joke of the Day
"America: We put the 'try' in country."
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"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."
"If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions."
"my New Years resolution is to stop making stupid New Years resolutions. I failed."
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"Dude in front of me at Starbucks made a big show about calling his Grande a ""medium"" and the barista was like, ""Uck, this again"""
"Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner."
"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"