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Joke of the Day

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup? Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper."

"Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand."

"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."

"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."

"My wd-40 can rusted. It was irony."

"What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet."

"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"

"I like my hookers like I like my treasure... Buried."