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Joke of the Day

"whats the diffrence between a tornado and a divorce in the south? nothing. sombodys losing a trailer!"

"Why do old men need Viagra? Because they are screwing old women!"

"Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation."

"Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' phone."

"Eat for free at any restaurant by disguising yourself as a trash can."

"The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said ""I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it."

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"

"What do you call a black hipster? An idiot."

"Why are pirates called pirates? Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."