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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"

"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"

"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"

"*4YO and I slo-mo run towards each other* 4: I didn't pee the bed daddy! Me: Me neither! *big hug* It was a big night for both of us."

"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."

"What prize did the dead body receive? Atrophy"

"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his arse."

"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."