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Joke of the Day

"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."

"My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest."

"How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."

"What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep."

"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."

"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"

"A horse, a penguin and a chimp walked into a bar and that's when I realised I was drunk."

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."

"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"