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Joke of the Day
"Men are like buses, they won't text me back."
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"If he's dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all ""I still haven't gotten my period."""
"What shoes to chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"Scared the postman by going to the door naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived."
"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."
"I'm gonna make a good dad one day... Lady Friend: ""I'm in Times Squares!"" Me: ""Did you just text me an incomplete math problem?"" Lady Friend: ""You can barely do algebra..."""
"What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common? They'll never work."
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
"Did you hear that Zsa Zsa Gabor was suing the doctor who amputated her leg? ...The Judge threw out the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on."
"What do you call it when you marry your male cousin? Your Cuzband"